Boozy Uncle is not a serious project. It's a seriously funny one. 🍺🍻💻

Come for the memes, stay for the hangover.

Not financial advice. Just drunk advice. BOOZY is chaos in a glass.

This site chronicles the life of Boozy Uncle, from his youthful days of wild adventures to his current role as the crypto world's most entertaining and wise figure.

BOOZY’S QUOTES:

In vodka veritas. In BOOZY, potential.

One token to rule the pub.

I don't know what Web3 is, but after three beers, I feel great.

Red candles don’t scare me — my nose is already red anyway.

Decentralization is great, but I prefer my pálinka served centrally.

oozy on his way to the moon. Or just to the bar. Either way, buy BOOZY.

Fueled by Beer. Aiming for the Moon!

He just followed the sound of bottles clinking. But here he is — flying through the crypto cosmos, holding a token he didn’t mean to launch. Buy it or don’t. He won’t remember anyway.🔜🆙↗️🔝🍻

The birth of BOOZY: wrong QR code, right token. Drunk and accidental

The Birth of Boozy Uncle

Boozy Uncle didn’t plan to create a token.

He just tried to scan a QR code for a free drink.

Three wrong taps later, BOOZY was born.

He still thinks it’s a loyalty card.

Boozy’s FAQ

What is BOOZY token for?

Emotional support, mostly.

Is this financial advice?

No. It’s drunk advice.

Will this token moon?

Probably not. But it might party.

Boozy’s Rules

– Never sell on Fridays.

– If it dips, buy. Dip more?Drink.

– 2 shots = better trades.

– HODL:Hang On, Drink

Boozy’s Timeline – 5 years, 5 drinks, zero regrets

Send SOL. Get BOOZY. No regrets. Just vibes and tokens

Buy Boozy. Support the Madness

No buttons here. Just vibes. Follow the phases and see how drunk you're getting. Buy it or don’t. He’s too wasted to care anyway.

Buy Him Drink – 10,000 BOOZY for a brave sip. It’s not much, but it’s honest degeneracy

Buy Him a Drink - 0.01 SOL

Not rich. Not sober. But Boozy’s getting there.

Warming Up Buzzy – 50,000 BOOZY and he’s just getting started. Still broke, slightly buzzed.

Warming Up Boozy - 0.05 SOL

He’s not sure if this is a good idea, but the glass is half full. That’s a start

Pumped Buzzy – 100,000 BOOZY and full of charts and confidence. Probably temporary.

Pumped Boozy0.1 SOL

The chart is green. He’s not excited. Just... focused. Like a man who’s been here before. And failed.

Respectable Buzzy – 1 SOL, a tie, and a dream. Finally almost trustworthy.

Respectable Boozy1 SOL

He’s not yelling in the bar anymore – he’s quietly losing money in a jacket. That’s progress.

Exclusive Buzzy – 3 SOL unlocks the high society of hangovers. 3 million tokens, one wrinkled suit.

Executive Boozy3 SOL

He’s got the suit, but not the shoes. Success is coming… slowly. Like him on a Monday morning.

Download Buzzy – 5 SOL, 5 million tokens, and full DAO madness. May include digital regret

DAO Lord Boozy5 SOL

He rules the DAO. He forgets the password. Balance is everything. Are you mad enough to reach 5 SOL worth of BOOZY? Boozy won’t remember it, but we will.

Following Boozy’s Trail?

BOOZY doesn’t have a buy button anymore – just a “check the chart and hope” mindset.

If you’re curious where the hell he’s listed, scroll to the How to Buy section and follow the drunk footprints.

What’s behind the Boozy Uncle?

Wanna take this seriously?

We get it. Boozy might look like a mess, but he means business.

If you want to dig deeper, check out our other page for tokenomics, details, and plans that are somehow real.

This isn’t for whales or rugpullers.

This is for degenerates, dreamers, and that guy who bought Doge in 2017 and still believes.

It’s for degens, weirdos, and meme lovers who want to build something dumb… together.